(Tom)
i
want to fuck a dog in the arse
(mark)he wants to fuck a dog in the arse
(tom)i want to fuck a dog
thats right kids

i
tried to fuck ur mom in the arse
i tried to fuk ur dad in the arse,
could olny find a dog,
and his arse

(chorus)
we wan to fuck a dog in the arse
" " " " "
wana fuk a fukin dog

(tom)
i
tried to fuk a fukin pirate in the arse
(pirate says somethin)
tried to fuk a fukin pirate
but i found a dog
(pirate in mexican acent ) aii, that was no pirate,
man, that was thy own sister!
(mark), mexican pirate!

(chorus)

FUCK YOU!