Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Now I believe in looking like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka-dotted, striped or even checks
With some glamour guaranteeing every fiber of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effects

From your cradle via trousseau to your death bed you're on view so
Never compromise accept no substitute
I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Staying in or hitting townwards, from the top and working downwards
I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
Whether wig or hat or turban, whether clog, boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime

And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my things to find a route
That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Now you don't need a recital of the reasons why its vital
That tonight my drapings will not be subdued
That from coronet to sandal no-one else is worth the candle
That I couldn't make more impact in the nude

So bring me out my finest, most audacious, my divinest
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
Most arresting, most heart-stopping, most free-flowing, most eye-popping
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

My dress has always been, my dress has always been
My dress has always been my strongest suit
My strongest strongest suit
Strongest suit, strongest suit
My dress has always been my strongest suit
My dress has always been my strongest suit