Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oweohoewoh!

Well I'm Max, I'm Max
Baby don't be blue
Don't be worry, don't be sorry
I'll come back to you
Just one more night with poor old ex
She's only lonely
We don't have sex
I'm Max, Max, Max
Baby, please stay cool and just relax
I'll soon be back but if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred

Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, you will get a love you never had
So Fred, come to bed
Oh my fantasy will drive me mad
Oweohoewoh!

Oh Fred, oh, oh

I'm Max, I'm Max
And I trust in Fred
Babe, he's the best friend I've ever had
It's Fred, it's Fred
Baby just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted you will get
Call Fred, Fred, Fred
And you will find it's not so bad
It's just one night
Babe, you'll get through
Tomorrow I'll be back with you

Fred, come to bed
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oweohoewoh

Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, you will get a love you never had
So Fred, come to bed
Oh my fantasy will drive me mad
Oweohoewoh!

Oh Fred, oh, oh